Medical Birthday Madness!!!
Today is my mother’s birthday. August 10th was my wife’s birthday.
Can anyone explain to me how on my wife’s birthday I was scheduled to get a tooth removed (tooth behind my upper-left canine is no more)?
Can anyone explain to me how on my mother’s birthday I had the roots of my left big toe’s nail seared with phenol acid? (No more ingrown toenails, yeah!)
My oldest daughter’s birthday is November 9th…
…I am thinking about getting castrated.
LateBlt said,
September 1, 2006 @ 1:14 am
Castration? A little extreme, methinks. Why not just opt for a circumcision? Doing a circumcision on yourself is an engaging and fun project.
Just make sure to do it slowly; perhaps over a period of several weeks. You wouldn’t want to eat it all at once.
Nicole said,
September 4, 2006 @ 10:02 pm
No worries. If it makes you feel better, I had a great time on my birthday!