My Wife Left Me
Yeah, sure did. Apparently being the biggest possible asshole you can be is *not* a way to insure a long-lasting marriage.
No one told me!
She actually left Saturday, the 31st of March.
Believe it or not, for a time on April 1st, I kept thinking I was going to hear a knock on the door. Pfft. Seems my wife does not abide by the spirit of April Fool’s.
I also thought about leaving this information off the blog. Then I figured why the hell not include it? Is this not the point of a meaningless web existence?
LateBlt said,
April 5, 2007 @ 2:06 am
Michael,
I am very sorry to hear. Perhaps a little less asshole-ness might still remedy the situation? My deepest sympathies go to you, but I wouldn’t assume that things could never get better.
Three things are certain in this life: Death, taxes, and sadness.
That being said, do not feel like your web existence is meaningless.
toe said,
April 5, 2007 @ 4:41 am
Aye, my wife says even now that things are not quite near the end. Especially if I remedy my asshole affliction.
Don’t forget though, it’s toe! Not Michael. Jeez, now I am gonna’ get like, stalked.
Seriously though, I did notice I left that post rather drearily. Ah well, thanks for the kindness all the same.