Rantings, mostly…

And I say who the hell cares?  Get your stupid Oxycodone popping arse back into movies and stop bothering me with this stupid shite.

Personally, I’m interested in “The 10.”

I mean, with a cast like the ever so sexy Famke Janssen, super adorable Gretchen Mol, and the breathtaking bimbo Jessica Alba… you just can’t go wrong.

Oh, and then there’s Kerri Kenney, and whilst I think she’s hot, most think of the oh-so puke-inducing Trudy Wiegel from “Reno 911!“

Make sure to check out Reno 911! by the way.  It’s classic.

And speaking of hot broads in pig uniforms, Mary Birdsong is HOT!

He is quite the talented actor, despite his silence all these years.  From Billy Butcherson in “Hocus Pocus,” all the way to the Silver Surfer in “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer,” Mr. Jones has been delighting us, without us even knowing it.

Make sure to check his website out at The Doug Jones Experience.

How many of his character roles can you name?

Also make sure to check out his independent Silver Surfer film at IMDb.

Oh man, I can hardly tell the difference!

I watched “You, Me and Dupree” the other night, and noticed, damn, Kate Hudson is *smoking* hot!

So like the red-blooded pr0n-hog that I am, I went in search of some updated pictures of her.  OK, I didn’t really expect to find Kate Hudson pr0n, but anyway.

Right as I was getting ready to start my search, David Spade, on The Showbiz Show with David Spade, started making fun of Uma Thurman’s “worst saggy boobs.”

So of course I wound up at cele|bitchy.  And lo’ and behold, aside from Uma’s saggy boobies, I see Kate looking um… quite repulsive.  Sorry Kate.

In fairness, she has definitely whipped her ass back into shape.  Believe me when I say she was sizzling in the aforementioned crap-tastic movie.

At least Star Magazine didn’t put her on the same page as Kirsten Dunst and Courtney Love.

(WARNING: Graphic link follows.)

For the record, I still think Uma Thurman is uber-sexy.