Rantings, mostly…

In no particular order.  Also, I’ll leave you to find the trailers if you’re interested.  They can be reached mostly at Apple’s trailers site or via the trailers links on IMDb.

DOA: Dead or Alive
The Golden Compass
Khon fai bin aka Dynamite Warrior
The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep
Ghost of Cité Soleil
Gone Baby Gone
Underdog
The Ten
I Am Legend
War
Tau ming chong aka Warlords’
Kung Fu Panda
The Forbidden Kingdom

The Water Horse is basically a remake of Mee-Shee: The Water Giant.  But Mee-Shee sucked, so that’s why I’m hoping The Water Horse won’t suck.

So, here’s hoping they don’t suck.

And I say who the hell cares?  Get your stupid Oxycodone popping arse back into movies and stop bothering me with this stupid shite.

Personally, I’m interested in “The 10.”

I mean, with a cast like the ever so sexy Famke Janssen, super adorable Gretchen Mol, and the breathtaking bimbo Jessica Alba… you just can’t go wrong.

Oh, and then there’s Kerri Kenney, and whilst I think she’s hot, most think of the oh-so puke-inducing Trudy Wiegel from “Reno 911!“

Make sure to check out Reno 911! by the way.  It’s classic.

And speaking of hot broads in pig uniforms, Mary Birdsong is HOT!

My children cannot wait.  After years of watching our “How The Grinch Stole Christmas!” DVD to see the cartoon version of “Horton Hears A Who!“, we are finally being rewarded with a computer animated version.

Classic Horton.

Horton meets CGI!

My daughters and I just returned home from seeing this on its opening night, and I can say this — none of us were disappointed!

This movie had us on the edge of our seats laughing and loving the main character, Remy the entire time.  Mixed with the antics of his brother Emile, and the gruff resolve of his father Django, this movie was a hit all around.

Remy, the main character.  Together, with Remy, you will understand loss, fight through oppression, and learn to embrace your desires and unleash your potential.

Emile, the lovable, rotund older brother of Remy.

Django, the sagely father who’s not too old to learn a lesson himself.

This movie, all 1 hour and 50 minutes of it, took us through hardships, and very poignant moments where we were left to delve inside ourselves and understand the artist that lay within all of us.  The hidden emotion that we so often fail to express to each other was unleashed in waves of eager wisdom, conveying to us the desire and emotion of a kindred spirit, one found, oddly enough, within the confines of an admirable, yet humble rat named Remy.

I highly suggest any lover of Pixar films definitely check out their latest, and longest installment.  Definitely worth the price of admission.

We were also lucky enough to see two other Pixar greats.  The short-film “Lifted,” and also the preview to the movie “WALL-E,” coming 2008.

Make sure to visit Pixar to check out all their great offerings and check out information on all their upcoming releases.  In fact, if you have a nice broadband connection you can go straight to Pixar’s theater and view tons of their work.

All images are the sole property of Disney and/or Pixar.

He is quite the talented actor, despite his silence all these years.  From Billy Butcherson in “Hocus Pocus,” all the way to the Silver Surfer in “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer,” Mr. Jones has been delighting us, without us even knowing it.

Make sure to check his website out at The Doug Jones Experience.

How many of his character roles can you name?

Also make sure to check out his independent Silver Surfer film at IMDb.

Oh man, I can hardly tell the difference!

I watched “You, Me and Dupree” the other night, and noticed, damn, Kate Hudson is *smoking* hot!

So like the red-blooded pr0n-hog that I am, I went in search of some updated pictures of her.  OK, I didn’t really expect to find Kate Hudson pr0n, but anyway.

Right as I was getting ready to start my search, David Spade, on The Showbiz Show with David Spade, started making fun of Uma Thurman’s “worst saggy boobs.”

So of course I wound up at cele|bitchy.  And lo’ and behold, aside from Uma’s saggy boobies, I see Kate looking um… quite repulsive.  Sorry Kate.

In fairness, she has definitely whipped her ass back into shape.  Believe me when I say she was sizzling in the aforementioned crap-tastic movie.

At least Star Magazine didn’t put her on the same page as Kirsten Dunst and Courtney Love.

(WARNING: Graphic link follows.)

For the record, I still think Uma Thurman is uber-sexy.