Just when I thought I had seen every episode of Roseanne I get treated to:
“Shower the People You Love with Stuff“, A boisterous baby shower and the return of Lecy Goranson as Becky cap an episode in which the Conners ready for another child. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. (Comedy).
OK, so am I the only retard who pre-ordered this? I mean, seriously, it was fan-freakin-tastic!
Not to mention it comes with TONS of goodies:
3D fight scene
3D glasses (duh!)
Blue Harvest booklet
Collector’s box and commemorative keep case
Trading cards
T-shirt
Anyway, I always buy from Deep Discount. They’re normally cheaper than everywhere else, and then throw in free shipping and handling and no tax, pfft… nuff’ said.
Family Guy presents Blue Harvest
(No, it isn’t an affiliate link. Although it should be…)
I am so tired and unenthusiastic about this post I am not even going to post any links whatsoever to Adult Swim or some of its newest retarded “horror comedies” like Stiff and Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace.
Stupid shite isn’t even funny. It makes me SICK!
Seriously though… Stiff is stupid. Decent gore for a low-budget piece of shite though.
Speaking of which, is Adult Swim really that low-budget? Since when?
(The links don’t actually work so don’t bother clicking on them.)
And I say who the hell cares? Get your stupid Oxycodone popping arse back into movies and stop bothering me with this stupid shite.
Personally, I’m interested in “The 10.”
I mean, with a cast like the ever so sexy Famke Janssen, super adorable Gretchen Mol, and the breathtaking bimbo Jessica Alba… you just can’t go wrong.
Oh, and then there’s Kerri Kenney, and whilst I think she’s hot, most think of the oh-so puke-inducing Trudy Wiegel from “Reno 911!“
Make sure to check out Reno 911! by the way. It’s classic.
And speaking of hot broads in pig uniforms, Mary Birdsong is HOT!
I watched “You, Me and Dupree” the other night, and noticed, damn, Kate Hudson is *smoking* hot!
So like the red-blooded pr0n-hog that I am, I went in search of some updated pictures of her. OK, I didn’t really expect to find Kate Hudson pr0n, but anyway.
Right as I was getting ready to start my search, David Spade, on The Showbiz Show with David Spade, started making fun of Uma Thurman’s “worst saggy boobs.”
So of course I wound up at cele|bitchy. And lo’ and behold, aside from Uma’s saggy boobies, I see Kate looking um… quite repulsive. Sorry Kate.
In fairness, she has definitely whipped her ass back into shape. Believe me when I say she was sizzling in the aforementioned crap-tastic movie.
At least Star Magazine didn’t put her on the same page as Kirsten Dunst and Courtney Love.
(WARNING: Graphic link follows.)
For the record, I still think Uma Thurman is uber-sexy.
Yet another reason for me to hate Charmed. Although I am trying my best to like it since my wife is forcing me to rent all 8 seasons from Netflix.
Anyway…
In the episode “Primrose Empath,” it is *very* evident that the final fight in the end was a direct copy of Neo’s encounter with Agent Smith at the end of The Matrix.
Everything from the Matrix-esque running horizontally across walls, ala Trinity in the scene with the cops in the beginning, to the one-armed fending off of Agent Smith once Neo realized he was The One.
Of course, the finale to the ripoff was Prue leaping into the demon Vinceres and then flexing her newly acquired empathic Matrix power, inevitably ripping the demon apart as Agent Smith was done by Neo.
Of course I may not have been so excited to post this had my wife not sworn up and down that The Matrix ripped it off of Charmed.
Charmed, November 2000 vs The Matrix, March 1999, for the record. : )
